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Eon gave me a blog. You know what that means? That means your going to get a faceful of my personality, coming at you like a Peter North pop shot. I will be speaking my mind freely and I urge you to consume these tidbits with an open mind. If you do not share my thoughts, feel free to tell me as I love a good argument.

I leave you today with a few thoughts

- I find pro-wrestling to be more realistic than any presidential debate.

- I have Ohio, the weather sucks and a majority of the people are very closed-minded.

- I will hold my tongue in a public forum, because I can’t stand arguing with people who refuse to lose an argument, no matter how wrong they are.

- I do not believe in the term “GILF”, because it’s just plain wrong. Grandmas are for hugs and cookies, not for fucking.

- I believe women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity, unless you are currently engaging in a sexual act and she enjoys otherwise.

- Unless otherwise noted, i think you should always ask before trying anal.

- I think America’s greatest enemy is Disney, not Iran or North Korea.

- I am, have been and always will be dryly humored, sarcastic and constantly misunderstood.

- I hate strip clubs and porn stores because I cannot stand men who objectify women. I strongly believe pornstars are people too and they are pretty damn awesome if you get to know um.

- I am one of those nice, coy, shy nerdy types who also happen to be a sex and porn addict.

- I say FUCK a lot.

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