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3:30am: I just watched Vivid Alt’s Triple Ecstasy. And I ache. I think I’ve just seen the girlfriends and same-sex encounters I’ve always dreamed of, but have never had (and will probably never, ever have). The first scene is like it’s taken from my personal fantasies. I don’t know anyone in the film, so this isn’t ’cause I like friends or anything. It’s a personal sigh.

Great porn film. I’m not loaning this one out for a while. Like, at least a week.

Update: One of my favorite emailers writes, “Hi Vi, Damn hon, all you had to say was ‘Princess Donna and Mr. Marcus are in it.’ I’d have been hooked. :) The music’s incredible too. Hugs and love, E”
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Two nights ago at Eon Mckai’s Christmas party I started to feel weird. I thought it was a bad beer or something…I rushed home and it turned out to be a bad tuna fish sandwich. I haven’t left the house since. I feel like crap. I cant do anything. I think I’m dying…No I’m not. But it feels that way.

Food Poisoning Overview

Food poisoning is a common, usually mild, but sometimes deadly illness. Typical symptoms include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea that come on suddenly (within 48 hours) of consuming a contaminated food or drink. Depending on the contaminant, fever and chills, bloody stools, dehydration, and nervous system damage may follow. These symptoms may affect one person or a group of people who ate the same thing (this would be called an outbreak).

If you don’t know what to get for me or your other special someone for Christmas take a look at my holiday wish list. I couldn’t think of a better gift this season then help animals and spreading the word. Click on Pamela and enter KIMBERLY KANE in the Registrant’s area to view my wish list. Happy Holidays!!

See Mary Jane. Click the photos.

My BF Dennis LOVES it when I share my cigarette smoke with others while I eating.

The latest short added to the kanearmy video section. Check out a free preview on my tour. Or click the film strip below.

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Just to let you (the members of Kanearmy.com) know my next photo update might make you feel a little Catholic shame. It’s entitled “Jesus would fuck me harder” followed by a video of me cleaning my bathroom :)

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Luke Ford shot this video of me and Neil Strauss at my Halloween party. FYI I know Neil wrote more shit then just a porn script Or did he?

BUKKAKE

1. First do your paperwork before you are brought onto set. AIM test and picture ID (passport, DL, state, military etc.)
Call time 7:00 when we start doing paperwork.

2. After you pop go to the paperwork manger with proof of pop which will be given to you on the set by the PA.
Give him your name, he will mark it off on release.
This is to alleviate the problem of not knowing who got paid.
Also you get paid one time. Pop all you want you get paid once.

FIRST 50 PEOPLE WHO GET PAID IN CASH.

If you are late cumming (i.e. after the first 50) you will complete a form with the paperwork manager and will get paid with a check at the next bukkake. This is due to the problems at previous bukkake’s about other people taking money that was not due to them.

Please be quiet on the set so we can get though this in a professional manner. Do not shove your fingers in the female actress’s cunt or asshole during the cover photo session. Usually when you do this you come off as a loser and people will think you’ve never been with a female before. If you have never been with a girl before alert the paperwork manager and he will show you a picture of a pussy so you are not overwhelmed. We understand…

During the segment where the girl is filmed masturbating for you please be quite. Do not talk to the girl as this hinders filming.
Management realizes you want to show all the others you are a well traveled porn stud and know all the talent but this is very annoying and only slows down the production. We are sure if you work as much as you say you do you will run into her later.

Words by Jim Powers